Fast Food Fatigue (FFF) can be an embarrassing condition, which is classified as a non-infectious eating disorder.  Symptoms include anxiety (especially around meal periods,) dry mouth, nausea, upset stomach, boredom, and lethargy.

FFF is developed over several years of consuming run of-the-mill fast food on a daily basis. Largest contributors to the illness are burger joints, taco stands, sandwich peddlers and pizza suppliers.

Because the disorder builds slowly over time, many cases of Fast Food Fatigue go untreated; victims may be unaware that they have the disorder. Sufferers generally are blinded to its symptoms as they are in a monotonously involuntarily repetitive intake routine.

As one might imagine, FFF frequently leads to psychological and social problems for the victim as well as their friends and family. It’s impact on one’s self-esteem and self-assurance, combined with its muting of the senses, often strains relationships and can tragically tear families apart.

 

Fortunately dining at any Happi House Famous California Teriyaki restaurant can instantaneously reverse Fast Food Fatigue. Consumption of any Happi House menu item, such as their oh-so popular Chicken Teriyaki, crunchy Tempura Happi Wrap, or Combo Rice Bowl eliminates symptoms immediately. Likely side effects include a “happi” sensation of fullness, both in the stomach and wallet.

Happi House: The quick and affordable cure for Fast Food Fatigue. Available "over the counter" or to go.

 

 

Being unique like Happi House means that you wont find one on every block… bummer, but it’s true.

(click here to find the nearest Happi House)

In spite of this, there are other ways to battle Fast Food Fatigue. Here at “Join the Fight Against Fast Food Fatigue,” we are compiling an ongoing and comprehensive list of FFF fighter stories. Creativity and the desire to overcome prevail, and below, we offer our readers the best-known ways to prevent and combat Fast Food Fatigue:

 

McD's Fiesta Burger:

Order a Regular Hamburger (plain) and a Southwest Chicken Salad w/o Chicken, Tortilla Strips on the side, with Southwest Dressing and a side of Salsa Sauce. Open the burger and remove patty.  Drizzle Creamy Southwest Dressing (comes with salad) over both buns. Place ample amount of Salad Greens on bottom bun, then place the burger patty on top.  Add Tortilla Strips and Salsa Sauce on top of Patty.  Replace Top Bun and enjoy.

 

Carl’s Crispy Sweet N Sour Onion Burger

Order a “Big Hamburger” without Mustard or Ketchup, (Cheese optional) and a Side Order of Onion Rings with Sweet & Sour Sauce.  Open Burger, add Onion Rings and pour Sweet & Sour Sauce over Rings. Add some Pepper if you like it spicier.  Close-up Burger and dig in for crunchy deliciousness!

 

Jack’s Veggie Jalapeno Burger

Order a Sourdough Grilled Cheese Sandwich from the Value Menu, and a Small order of Stuffed Jalapenos with Southwest Dressing.  Open Sandwich.  Cut Stuffed Jalapenos in half and place on one side of Sourdough Bread.  Pour Dressing over Jalapenos.  Add Salsa to taste.

 

Carl’s Balsamic Mushroom Burger

Order the Portobello Mushroom Burger with No Cheese and Extra Mayo on the side.  Also, ask for a package of Balsamic Dressing.  In a portion cup (usually used for ketchup) mix Mayo, Balsamic Dressing and Pepper.  Spread ample amount of Balsamic Mayo mixture on each bun. Replace Buns - Done.

 

 

 

"RB's" Loaded Chicken Potato Salad

Order a Farm House Chicken Salad (substitute Ranch Dressing for Honey Mustard) and an order of Loaded Potato Bites (comes with Southwest Sauce.)  Cut Potato Bites in half and place on top of Salad.  Mix Ranch Dressing and Southwest Sauce together and pour over Potatoes and Salad.  Enjoy!

 

Jack’s Taco Salad

Order a Side Salad with Ranch Dressing and Two Tacos with Salsa.  Cut each Taco into quarters and place on top of Salad.  Drizzle Ranch Dressing and Salsa on top of Salad.  Ole!

 

"Windys” Southwestern Chili-Fries Salad

Order a Side Salad with Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing, a Small Chili, and Small Fries.  Place French Fries on top of Salad, then Pour Chili on top of Fries.  Drizzle Blue Cheese Dressing over top of Chili Salad and enjoy.

 

We’re always looking for new ways to fight Fast Food Fatigue, and YOU can help!  Email your ideas and/or recipes to FightFFF@HappiHouse.com.  You’ll receive dinner for four at Happi House if we use your recipe on this website.